My dog…is kind of a b***h.
(ignore my sock.)
This is my dog Labelle.
Shes pretty damn cool, sometimes. For anyone that knows her personally, shes quite moody and really only wants to deal with attention from people on her own terms. Ive accepted this about her, and love her anyhow.
Today though, I just had a revelation about her and her personality that Im not too sure that I like.
So aight,
I was taking her out today for a walk and to gone head and do her business and whatnot. Couple houses down the block its this older white couple that have a dog very similar to mine, hes all white and his name is Toto.
Now Toto LOOOOOOVES Labelle. You can just tell. Whenever she walks by his house he’s barking all crazy to get her attention. She just ignores it and keep it moving. But TODAY tho, she just kind of gave him the real.
Im walking her, and the old man is walking with Toto. Toto sees Labelle and runs down the block to see her. Walks up to her and just starts wagging his tail, and begins to try and sniff her like most dogs do. What does she do?
She. Just. Stands. There.
And gives him the most “nigga if you dont get ALL OF THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE” look that Ive ever seen. Her face is very expressive so you KNOW what she was thinking. So he stands there, wagging his tail trying to get her to play with him, and shes flat out avoiding eye contact and turning her head away from him.
I then greeted the owner, we talked about the weather, and we walked off.
It hit me then, that Labelle embodies each and every single female that I hate.
The one that is all stuck up, out and about looking good, just being there with the stank face on looking FORWARD to turning all men down that just want to get to know her.
So after she pooped, she still had an attitude, but she wanted to play fetch.
Guess what, I aint feel like it.
…so now shes laying in the middle of the floor pouting, all alone.
Hopefully she just caught the lesson i just gave out.
…bitch ass.
-Majorz
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buttahlove said:
wow… ok…
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meganford said:
Oh Belle, why must you act so stank? Little fucker. I love her though.
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shehateme reblogged this from vandalyzm and added:
gon’ learn today!
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